Christophe the mole
A RP account by Julien
Quick rules :
-Everything that happens in the RPs isn't reality. My character might be homophobic, sexist but I'm not. Well, I try not to but you get the message. But if you have a problem with queer people, just block me already because I'm very queer
-I'm French so English isn't my native language.
I have little problems writing in it but only for special vocabulary.
If I make mistakes, just tell me and I'll try to not make it again. Thank for your comprehension.
The Character : Christophe DeLorne
Alias : The Mole
Nationality : French / American
Age : varies between 20 / 30
Height : 1 m 70 (5''7")
Gender : man
Orientation : asexual / doesn't tell his romantic orientation
Headcanons / Facts :
He was born in France but moved to America at 4 yo. After the war, his mom decided to move to France again. He's back to South Park again at 25 yo. (But his age can change depending on the RP)
He has a really thick French accent. You can't miss it but I'm kinda tired of trying to write it. Just know that he has an accent okay? Your character can immediately know that Chris is French, or at least not American when he talks.
He will cuss/swear a lot in French. And he isn't going to tell you what it means. Bring out your google translation.
He had a burn-out and quit being a mercenary. He's thinking about studies but not sure of what he wants to do.But his organization didn't really get the word and still use him for some missions. At least, he's allowed more days off.
He will pass as cold and not caring to strangers, or even scary or just angry. But if he's friend with your muses, he will show more emotions. Not with words, but you can expect more smiles, more consideration about their feelings (not all the time though) and just a less grumpy attitude.
He's paranoid and has sleeping problems because of that. He's always on guard to prevent any dangers that might hurt him.
He went to hell, for a couple of hours. He doesn't remember what happens there and doesn't want to.
If you want to know, he's the little spoon.
He likes gardening. He has a secret garden. You're lucky if you ever been there. Or just his friend.
He hardly understands some references because he's not a fan of pop culture. Especially not Americans ones.
He had a trans friend, for your security, don't be transphobic in front of him.
He hates that people confound French and British. He's a proud French.
Since he joined an organization, his elders make him learn and try a lot of activities to make him more polyvalent and accomplish more missions. Now, he knows how to fence, to play drama, to dance, cook (yes, otherwise he would be bad at it), sing, and a lot of other things that Christophe will never admit. Unless you're a friend.
If you have time, you can spend your afternoon counting the scars on his body. He has those everywhere. Fucking everywhere. (hc from @/SmartAleckBoy)
He prefers menthol to not menthol. It helps him to die more quickly. ( hc from @/gay3rthanu)
Ever since he starts his garden, when people annoy him, he just says "I'm gonna bury you in the garden, I need some engrais." And "Which flowers do you want to grow out of your body". How to be threatening and taking care of your garden, a ten-volume series by Christophe DeLorne. ( hc from @/telepathicdread)
His appearance :
With his messy brown hair, his face covered in wrinkles because of his angry look (or grumpy, you can choose), old dirty clothes, black-brown eyes, a cigarette always hanging on his lips and a beard, he doesn't look really appealing, mostly scary. He hates being small for a guy, especially when people look down on him.
His relations:
@/telepathicdread: his platonic partner. He cares about him but still isn't sure for any physical contact or emotion. It's still new but Tophe tries and hopes it's not gonna end badly.
"Timmy? Uh, he's not bad. Even great. Yeah, he's great."
@/SmartAleckBoy: the not-so-bad Jimmy. Tophe doesn't understand most of his jokes or memes but that's okay, it gives life to his tl. He wouldn't mind talking to him if it isn't about his relation with Timmy.
"Jimmy? Uh. I know worse. But he's not bad at jokes. Well, the ones I understood."
@/diirtywxrk: his son? Don't ask Tophe how it happened but yeah, he considers this kid like his own. I suggest you to not harm the child or else it's a really pissed off dad that you're gonna have to deal with and he's not gonna stop unless you paid for what you have.
"The kiddo? Say to him from me that he should go head first into troubles, that's how you have fun."
@/NERVOUSTlC: a Tweek. He doesn't know him that much but he heard that he's trans and just for that, Christophe is ready to kick asses if Tweek asks him. Gotta help transpeople at beating down terfs.
"Tweek? Uh. If he needs help with a fight, I'm here. I can't say no to punching people in the face.
@/pointlessLife8: chaton. The first friend he made when he came back to South Park, he doesn't know why but he kinda wants to protect this girl. Maybe she looks like an ancient friend. Anyway, Christophe doesn't care about reasons, he just prefers action. Don't bother his chaton, or the bird is gonna pluck your eyes out of your skull.
"Blue? Uh. Tell her to put that bottle down."
@/ComedicStutters: another Jimmy. He hasn't interacted with this one yet, but he cannot be worse than the precedents, right?
"This Jimmy? Don't know, I haven't talked to him. I hope he's got a real sens of humor."
The person behind the screen :
Quick presentation of myself, I'm Julien, 18 yo and French. I've done RP from 14 to 16 yo and take a break before starting again. I recently quit high-school (that's the main reason for my absence for the last months. I'm struggling to get back on rps so don't expect quick answers. Sorry about that but mental health is a bitch. I'm a fan of Pokemon, Steven Universe, Gravity Falls,...A lot of thing in fact. Don't be shy to sent me a dm if you wanna talk about another fandom or anything.